How to Train Your Dragon?
Is that the kids movie? The animated one? What, do they, like, train dragons? Or something? In a fantastical Viking world?
That sounds totally dumb and not at all like something I would obsess over to the point of reblogging fan art or writing fanfiction or watching whenever I was feeling down or going to the midnight premiere of the sequel or preordering the sequel as soon as the option was available or pulling an all-nighter for the sake of marathoning the movies and all shorts on repeat.
It sucks. Don’t ever watch it. Gay dragons. Hummus. Nasty.